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    Default Young Texan who wanted to be a lawman...

    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man.

    He grew up big, 6’ 2’’, strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

    When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: The Texas Rangers.

    After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Ranger finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.
    The Chief Ranger said: "You’re a big strong kid, and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.

    We have what you call an ‘attitude suitability test’ though that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge son."

    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: Take this pistol, go out, and shoot the following.

    six illegal aliens,
    six lawyers,
    six meth dealers,
    six Muslim extremists,
    and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "Great attitude," says the Chief Ranger. "When can you start?"

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    Thanks ,I needed a good joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofthetwins View Post
    Thanks ,I needed a good joke.
    I needed it a smile right about now. I had heard a variant of the joke before but it was still funny as all heck the second time around. Thanks for the smile from a Texan.

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    He'd do well at the CIA. The CIA field agent test is brutal, they give a recruit a handgun loaded with blanks and tell them to go into the next room and kill the person sitting at the table. When the recruit gets in the room he sees it is his wife. Outside, the examiners listen for a shot, if they hear it they know the guy is going to do whatever it takes to get the job done. One day they send in a recruit, and then hear him empty the gun! Smiling, they suddenly hear the sound of screaming, things being smashed, just a total knock down drag out fight going on. Then it gets real quiet and the recruit exits. Handing the empty gun to the examiner the guy says" Someone loaded that gun with blanks by mistake, I had to beat that b****h to death with the folding chair!"

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    Default I've heard that one before kernel.

    It's still damn funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kernelkrink View Post
    He'd do well at the CIA. The CIA field agent test is brutal, they give a recruit a handgun loaded with blanks and tell them to go into the next room and kill the person sitting at the table. When the recruit gets in the room he sees it is his wife. Outside, the examiners listen for a shot, if they hear it they know the guy is going to do whatever it takes to get the job done. One day they send in a recruit, and then hear him empty the gun! Smiling, they suddenly hear the sound of screaming, things being smashed, just a total knock down drag out fight going on. Then it gets real quiet and the recruit exits. Handing the empty gun to the examiner the guy says" Someone loaded that gun with blanks by mistake, I had to beat that b****h to death with the folding chair!"


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