A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man.
He grew up big, 6’ 2’’, strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: The Texas Rangers.
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Ranger finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.The Chief Ranger said: "You’re a big strong kid, and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.
We have what you call an ‘attitude suitability test’ though that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: Take this pistol, go out, and shoot the following.
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Chief Ranger. "When can you start?"