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    Default Finding Work

    Sorry the Pictures did not come through



    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
    but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

    2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just

    couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --

    mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


    4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
    was too exhausting.

    5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice

    to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way

    I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found

    I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't

    have any patience.

    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
    just didn't fit in.



    10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
    I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
    Company, but the work was just too draining.



    12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I

    wasn't fit for the job.


    13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got

    a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.





    14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because

    it was the same old grind.





    15. So I tried Retirement AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!

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    I think of myself as retired to.Very few jobs I can do now.
    SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.

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    Too bad the pictures didnt show but it was still funny.

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