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    Default He caught a leprechan!

    This is supposed to be tru, heard it from the ladys husband. She works w/ mental patients who live in the community,goes around checking on them. One nut job calls her one morning, says he has caught a leprechan and she should come right over and see. She tells him to calm down,take his meds, your just hallucenating. He calls her several more times,same thing. The next day she gos to see him on her regular visit. He is very exited and takes her to the closet.She hears something beating on the door from inside. When he opens the door she sees a midget tied up in the closet. Turns out he was a Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints door to door guy. He had been there 1 1/2 days!
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    Well??????? Did he get the leprechans pot of gold?

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    After being in there a day and a half I bet he left something, probably not gold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtdew View Post
    After being in there a day and a half I bet he left something, probably not gold!
    Treasure!!

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mtdew
    After being in there a day and a half I bet he left something, probably not gold!
    Treasure!!
    LOL
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    Leprechan must be the Jehovah Witnesses version of leprechaun. I'm guessing that guy lost his chance of being one of the 144,000who will be resurrected after the world comes to a screeching halt. With 7 million members world wide and all of those who have died since 1872 there must be a pretty strict weeding out process. I hope the little guy isn't stuck in a closet on judgment day, that would be a bummer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Grump View Post
    Leprechan must be the Jehovah Witnesses version of leprechaun. I'm guessing that guy lost his chance of being one of the 144,000who will be resurrected after the world comes to a screeching halt. With 7 million members world wide and all of those who have died since 1872 there must be a pretty strict weeding out process. I hope the little guy isn't stuck in a closet on judgment day, that would be a bummer.
    Actually. the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints are the Mormons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Grump View Post
    Leprechan must be the Jehovah Witnesses version of leprechaun. I'm guessing that guy lost his chance of being one of the 144,000who will be resurrected after the world comes to a screeching halt. With 7 million members world wide and all of those who have died since 1872 there must be a pretty strict weeding out process. I hope the little guy isn't stuck in a closet on judgment day, that would be a bummer.


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    i dont get it! was he a midget or something?

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    Ladies and gentlemen, our school system at work:
    Quote Originally Posted by leonpiper69 View Post
    i dont get it! was he a midget or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by mtdew View Post
    This is supposed to be tru, heard it from the ladys husband. She works w/ mental patients who live in the community,goes around checking on them. One nut job calls her one morning, says he has caught a leprechan and she should come right over and see. She tells him to calm down,take his meds, your just hallucenating. He calls her several more times,same thing. The next day she gos to see him on her regular visit. He is very exited and takes her to the closet.She hears something beating on the door from inside. When he opens the door she sees a midget tied up in the closet. Turns out he was a Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints door to door guy. He had been there 1 1/2 days!
    Was it a midget?

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