The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that
they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker service.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem" Ronald Reagan
Won't work here. The Somalians are all here legally. Though why the Feds picked bitterly cold SF, SD for a relocation site for them I'll never know. I actually feel kind of sorry for them!
I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."
This will get you even faster service
I have a Border Patrol ball cap, when people ask about it I tell them I'm an "undocumented agent".
That would never work up here. The messicans up here think that's a body guard logo.
They ARE scared of dogs though.
The obama lovers around me treat the mexicans like honored guest.I yell at them to go home.Irish need not apply.
SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.