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    Default How to save time in line

    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

    Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

    When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
    people got up and left. I guess they decided that
    they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
    off my waiting time.

    It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

    And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

    Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.


    Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
    you're in need of quicker service.
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    Nice
    "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem" Ronald Reagan

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    Won't work here. The Somalians are all here legally. Though why the Feds picked bitterly cold SF, SD for a relocation site for them I'll never know. I actually feel kind of sorry for them!
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    This will get you even faster service



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    I have a Border Patrol ball cap, when people ask about it I tell them I'm an "undocumented agent".

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    That would never work up here. The messicans up here think that's a body guard logo.
    They ARE scared of dogs though.

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    The obama lovers around me treat the mexicans like honored guest.I yell at them to go home.Irish need not apply.
    SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.

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