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    Depression!





    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".


    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".


    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!


    Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.


    I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.


    I told them I was suicidal.


    They all got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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    Just think Frogman......Only three more years to go!!! Or...........will it be SEVEN with all the beaners & felons voting for Obama????
    " Save a tree...........Eat A Beaver!"

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    LOL! that is about the truth!

    well on the other hand the good news is er---???? well what the hell-- i don't got no good news! were going down the shitter in a hurry!

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    Well if There's a second term, I think I'll move to Belize. At least English is there first language.

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    Several Gold prospecting friends of mine have moved to Costa Rica & say it's pretty nice there.
    " Save a tree...........Eat A Beaver!"

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    what is to prevent the US from invading costa rica or belize to "save" americans from the communists!--the irony of being saved from communists by communists!

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    Wow just like Chetznya - Only you could j427 could have come with that one.

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