My Trip To The E.R.
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    Wink My Trip To The E.R.

    The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
    Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Marine Cammies and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
    When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
    Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.



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    It also works at DMV; it saved me 5 hours.
    And the Laundromat.... three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
    Don't try it at McDonald's; the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
    ~ Czolgosz, Leon (1873-1902)
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    picture didn't come through can you repost it please? If you need help let me know and i'll post it.
    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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    Now thats funny!!!!
    I made a copy and put it in my truck for future use.
    Bill from Spartanburg

    Be like an old dog!!!! If you can't eat it or screw it, just piss on it and walk away!!!!

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    I actually do have a Border Patrol ball cap. If anyone asks I tell them I'm an "undocumented agent".

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    I have a friend that got a Border Patrol hat from the BP recruiters at a gunshow a couple of years back.

    He routinely goes into the local mini-mexi-mart on beer runs and the place clears out instantly.

    Seems to amuse him enough for him to keep doing it.

    I get a kick out of it too.

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    not to be a jerk...... but wasnt this posted like 2 months ago by someone else?

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