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    This may have around before, but It's a good one

    YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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    you can add if you think the internet was made for for recruiting suicide bombers and trolling!

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    Don't forget. They often keep little boys around for 'fun' in their South.

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    uh K

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