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    A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
    Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
    bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed
    him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I
    grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
    mouth.

    His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without
    incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
    with two frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good in the South.

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    Wasn't expecting that punch line
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    That one made me chuckle. Good stuff.

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