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    Talking 4Th and I will be doing this in 2013

    January 2013


    One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White
    House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been
    sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."


























    The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said,"Okay", and walked away.














    The following day, the same man approached the White House and
    said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet
    with President Obama."



    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr.
    Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.



    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
    to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in
    and meet with President Obama."







    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
    man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have
    been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you
    already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no
    longer resides here. Don't you
    understand?"



    The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand.
    I just love hearing it."

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    The version I read ends with

    "The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    Default Another poor joke

    Question:
    What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

    Answer:
    A crazy bitch who will find you!

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