Ok, wish I had thought of this, but still good for a larf...

Best Genie Joke Ever!


A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly
hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find
the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
“Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over
the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure
sorry about that," the
husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is
necessary. Actually I want to
thank you. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped
in that bottle for a thousand
years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes".

I'll give you each one wish,
but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like
a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you
a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's
your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and
haven't been with a woman in more than a
thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
honey, you know we both now have a fortune,
and all those houses, what do you think? She
mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering our good
fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon
enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop lovemaking, the genie
rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said." Thirty-five years old.....and both
of you still believe in genies?