wally-smartz, is proud to introduce the "porta-mosque" the easy way to show your faith and make those required five prayers a day!
made from durable card-board and plastic! proudly made by the most respectful craftsmen in china.
it fits in the trunk of most cars and vans! built in carpet and shoe-rack!
and it has a secret and unique feature. it can be turned inside out and form into a TACO stand!
with the unique "taco stand" feature you can set up your mosque in the most infidel infested areas! and even more--you can even sell tacos and fund your operations in the USA!
the porta-mosque gives you protection under the US constitution under religious freedoms! if a cop asks you to "move that taco-stand along"-- YOU HAVE RIGHTS!
special sale on this week get a free disposable cell phone and 5 FREE box cutters with every PORTA-MOSQUE you buy on this special sale!
special disclaimer all warrenty work and claims only covered by ching-chang-pow limited, dung-how china.