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    Sold! porta-mosque?

    wally-smartz, is proud to introduce the "porta-mosque" the easy way to show your faith and make those required five prayers a day!

    made from durable card-board and plastic! proudly made by the most respectful craftsmen in china.

    it fits in the trunk of most cars and vans! built in carpet and shoe-rack!

    and it has a secret and unique feature. it can be turned inside out and form into a TACO stand!

    with the unique "taco stand" feature you can set up your mosque in the most infidel infested areas! and even more--you can even sell tacos and fund your operations in the USA!

    the porta-mosque gives you protection under the US constitution under religious freedoms! if a cop asks you to "move that taco-stand along"-- YOU HAVE RIGHTS!

    special sale on this week get a free disposable cell phone and 5 FREE box cutters with every PORTA-MOSQUE you buy on this special sale!

    special disclaimer all warrenty work and claims only covered by ching-chang-pow limited, dung-how china.

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    Install a toilet paper roll holder on there and it is a winning investment!
    M U S I B I K E

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUSIBIKE View Post
    Install a toilet paper roll holder on there and it is a winning investment!

    toilet paper dispenser extra cost upgrade!

    i hear the red-necks are buying the porta-mosque with the toilet seat and toilet paper dispenser!

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    Ah Ha- when they pull the chain to flush****KABOOOM!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUSIBIKE View Post
    Install a toilet paper roll holder on there and it is a winning investment!
    No, no, no....

    Comes with the Koran printed on extra soft toilet paper, now you can wipe and pray at the same time.

    Mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markp View Post
    No, no, no....

    Comes with the Koran printed on extra soft toilet paper, now you can wipe and pray at the same time.

    Mark

    ha,ha! for an extra $5 you get the koran extra soft!

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    With a hand stitched PIGSKIN seat cover--choice of colors!

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    who you guys kiddin' them dirt farmers dont use no toilet paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndamndmnt View Post
    who you guys kiddin' them dirt farmers dont use no toilet paper
    Oh Yea-they use their left hand don't they.

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    right hand if your left handed or maybe that gives you option of using either

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