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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No Nude Women, No car races, No football, No soccer, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster, No nachos, No Beer nuts, No alcohol, No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. On your knees facing east most of the day. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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    It's because their women are ugly. I'm going to invent a suicide vest that will accomadate TWO. Let him take the ugly bitch out with him, provided he doesn't do it HERE.

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    All to true, there's no substitute for a free society.

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    I think it's the Seventy Virgins
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    No, that is one of ours. Theirs looks like ...........uuuuggghh!

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    I think it's the Seventy Virgins

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    ha ha ha amen

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    Do muslem women have green eyes.

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    a lot of afghanys do.

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