I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys on stage, then dropped the mike on his foot & said, "F*ck me". What happened next will haunt me forever.
I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."
Charter member-Busted Box Club est. 2006
"I will adhere to the Patriot Act, the one signed in 1776"
- Marc Anderson
SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.
Oh crap - caught me with a mouthful of pizza - you nearly owed me a new keyboard......
Your in my Mind, and in my Sights