Three guys are standing around talking and the first guys says "ya know what really hurts, is when ya get a paper cut on your little finger right where it bends.." the second guy say "no real pain is when your taking a leak.and ya zip your pecker up in your zipper.." the third guy looks at em and say's "no real pain is when your out bear hunting, and you go behind a tree to take a dump and a bear trap snaps closed on your nut sack... the two other guys say "yeah that some real pain"..and the third guys "no; the real pain is when ya run out of fricking chain... B2B
B2B, I vote kidney stones..... or worse is the scope the Urologist puts in your pecker to see if you might have cancer because you ejackulated blood....
yeah but neither kiddney stones nor jacking up blood is funny.. at least if it happened to you.. or me.. B2B
Yeah Riko, been there done that. I guess that is why I have such a high pain tolerence..
Now the big thing is a hernia. Getting old just sucks..... ah the days of being 20 not 45
LOL ( I am glad I didn't have the knowlege I do know when I was in my 20s I would have been in alot more trouble LOL)
I _wish_ I was still 45...
When you go to the VA for the second time complaining about the worst pain you have ever had that has been comeing and going over the last two weeks.Telling them that it sometimes last from one hour to keeping you up all night.I got lucky the second time.Someone knew how to read a EKG test.I was having heart attacks and got a triple bypass done within 12 hours.
SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.
Evening in the Park
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''