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    Default Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

    "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

    "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

    "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

    "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

    "U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

    "U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

    "Stop Global Whining"

    "Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify."

    "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

    "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

    "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

    "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

    "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

    "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

    "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

    "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

    "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

    "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

    "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

    "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"


    ...and finally

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
    But the Marines don't have that problem."
    ..... Ronald Reagan
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    That's every bit as good as Murphy's laws of combat, which I can't find right now.
    "The two enemies of the people are criminals and goverment, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so that the second will not become the legal version of the first" ~ Thomas Jefferson

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