Peter invites his mom over for breakfast. Upon her arrival, she meets Peter's roommate Joe. She notices that Joe is slightly over friendly and although she suspects that Peter is gay, he denies that anything is going on, saying that he and Joe are only roommates, nothing more.
A week later Joe says to Peter "Ever since your mom came to breakfast, I can't find the frying pan." Peter proceeds to email his mom, " Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you DID borrow the frying pan, and I'm not saying that you DID NOT borrow the frying pan, but its been missing ever since you came over for breakfast. Love, Peter"
His mom replies, "Dear son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Joe, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Joe, but if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pain by now, you little homo bastard.... Love, Mom"