The other day I was walking by this convention center and I heard a crude remark made towards me. I told them to blow me. Little did I know it was the international nymphomaniac's convention.
Six days later the police found me in the gutter. I had lost 30 pounds and later at the hospital it took 12 hours of surgery to get the smile off my face.
buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals