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    Default Marine Pick Up Line...

    A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late?

    No, he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.

    The intrigued woman says, a state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?

    The Marine explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

    The lady says, What's it telling you now?

    Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.

    The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!

    The Marine smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn it's an hour fast!

    I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.
    Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

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    not a single comment?

    Damn, gotta be some former Marines around here...
    I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.
    Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

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    Sorry brother, All i think of when i hear that joke is a bonafide Yucca wookie, or the banana show girl.

    HAARRRRCCCHH from MCAGCC!

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    Man, I haven't hear anyone use the term Yucca Wookie in a while. Makes me think of the skanks in 29 palms.

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    Hell, I thought a Marine pick-up line went like this:

    "Psssst...hey Sailor, over here in the bushes..."

    LOL


    -- Sorry, had to, that was the Navy Chief in me.

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    No replies?!
    Give me a minute,
    ...I'm writting this down.

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    a marine and a sailor were taking a leak, when the marine got done he went to wash his hands, the sailor buttoned up and went to leave. the marine said, in in boot camp they learned to wash their hands after taking a leak, the sailor replied, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our fingers!!


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    Wanna cause a Marine great anguish and consternation....?


    Scuff his Low Quarters.......

    (Yeah, I AM ex-Navy..... )
    Vote OUT obama in 2012. Mombasa, Kenya needs it's Village Idiot back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirate56 View Post
    a marine and a sailor were taking a leak, when the marine got done he went to wash his hands, the sailor buttoned up and went to leave. the marine said, in in boot camp they learned to wash their hands after taking a leak, the sailor replied, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our fingers!!
    you got that one backwards...
    I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.
    Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

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    my dad was a CB he would haved liked them jokes

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