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    Gunco Regular frige's Avatar
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    Default The economy is soo bad

    - I got a PRE-declined credit card in the mail

    -Wives are having sex with their husbands because they cant afford batteries

    -I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that

    -CEOs are now playing miniature golf

    -B.P. laid off 25 Congressmen

    -My ATM gave me an IOU

    -A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced

    -I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife

    - If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you call and ask if they meant you or them

    - McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

    -Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America

    -Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names

    -My cousin had an exorcism but couldnt afford to pay for it, and they RE-possessed her

    -A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

    -Motel Six wont leave the light on anymore

    -A picture is now only worth 200 words

    -They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street"

    - The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates

    AND, Finally

    -I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them that I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if i could drive a truck.......

    "Shakin' it over here, boss"

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    ROTFL!


    i hear "obamma fried chicken" is closing in chicago!

    it seems that their "chicken stimulus bucket" sale was swamped with folks wanting their stimulus checks--

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