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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

    A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother." Santa wrote back,
    "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."

    A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?" The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

    A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential"?
    Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
    Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential. "

    Nominated as the best short joke this year... A three-year-old boy was
    examining his testicles while taking a bath. Mom" he asked, "are these
    my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    thanks for the laughs


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