An old fella was celebrating 66 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.
"How are you? You know, you are 66 today.
Oh the times we've had!
Remember how we walked on the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon.
The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"
"Hello, knees.", he continued.
"How are you? You know you're 66 today.
Oh, the times we've had!
Remember when we marched in the parade?
Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch.
"Hello Willie! You little bugger.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 66!!!
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand