Admin I got this as an E-mail, If it's copyrighted please delete. I don't want to jeopardize anybody.
This has been around before & I deleted it but recently I'v had second thoughts about it.
Navy SEAL vs Iraqi InsurgentAn army infantry squad was marching North of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American SEAL in a similar but less serious state. The SEAL was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured SEAL what had happened. The SEAL reported, "I was heavily armed and moving North along the highway when South of me was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and fired our weapons as we took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. Then I said, Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean frigid lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'So does Nancy Pelosi!' Next thing I know we were in the middle of the road shaking hands when a truck hit us."