Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, Inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

> > The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget...."