A guy is sitting at lunch with his friend and tells him: You won't believe what I did yesterday. I was at the airport and as I walked up to the counter, I couldn't believe how beautiful the breasts were on the woman behind the counter. As I got up there and the woman said How may I help you, I was very distracted and said I need two pickets to titsburg...........I mean two tickets to Pittsburg. I apologized to her and she said not to worry, that kind of thing happens to her all the time.
The friend looked back at him and said: That happens to me all the time. Just yesterday, I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and I was trying to say......Please pass the Orange Juice... And it came out "You ruined my life you F...ing bitch.
I've been their.
Your in my Mind, and in my Sights
Overspecialize and you breed in weakness.