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    An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick Catholic Church..


    'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I
    had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'


    The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
    Mary's.'


    Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it
    has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green
    twice a week for the past two months.'


    This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'


    'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.


    'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.;


    At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a
    tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.
    The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up
    the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and
    very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.


    The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and
    matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just
    enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.


    The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'









    The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly
    reply,
    'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'..
    Karl

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    lmfao

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    Aye, mate, any color will do.
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    Brilliant!

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    That there is funny, no matter who you are~

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    Bump for a laugh.
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    Thanks Karl. Is this her?
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    Yeppers. That be she.
    Karl

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    karl, that good too. darn, darn, cool!

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