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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg
    rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'**
    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

    **After a brief pause,**
    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**


    Brief Pause.

    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car that just pulled into the driveway.'**

    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**

    **'I did it, Daddy.'**


    **'And what happened, honey?' **


    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**

    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**

    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**

    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


    *****Long Pause*****


    *****Longer Pause*****

    *****Even Longer Pause*****


    **Then Daddy says,**

    **'Swimming pool? ...........**

    **Is this 486-5731?'*



    **No, I think you have the wrong number........*

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    nice pool

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