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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default The Female Marine Instructor

    Entering a classroom at MCAS (Marine Corps Air Station,) Yuma, a female
    Marine Captain encountered a clearly apathetic audience. She was
    selected to provide a full hour's instruction on Iraqi electronic warfare
    capabilities to 150 Marine aviators who showed by their body language
    deep skepticism about her ability to teach war fighting skills to an
    all-male class.

    She began by noting that her voice had just been tested to see if it was
    suitable for some new cockpit recorder messages for Marine aircraft. She
    said that unfortunately she had not been selected to be the new "Bitching
    Betty." However, she said it was only fair to warn the audience the
    reason given for her non-selection was that an analysis of her voice
    pattern revealed that her particular voice had a tendency to lull to
    sleep any male homosexual within earshot.

    The assembled officers shot upright in their chairs. 150 pairs of eyes
    were wide open and locked on her and stayed that way for the rest of the

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Female Marine in a sleeping bag= bag nasty

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