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    Doctor's Orders

    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue...

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
    drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home
    drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
    mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed
    in his Bud Light stupor."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
    drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he
    didn't touch me!"

    Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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    Now that is FUNNY!!

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    Woman goes to the Gynecologist for a check up.
    She is sitting on the exam table naked when the doctor walks in.
    He takes one look at the woman and says, my god lady..you have the biggest vagina I have ever seen.
    She replies, really?...I didn't realize it was that big.
    When she gets home she decides to check it out.
    She puts a big mirror on the floor and stands over it naked.
    About that time her husband walks in, looks at her and says.....What the hell are you doing.
    She says, I'm looking at my vagina, he says, well be careful you don't fall in that fuc*ing hole!

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