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    While out eating lunch recently, I overheard a conversation between a mother and her young son.

    "What is tomorrow?" she asked him.
    "It's President's Day," the boy replied

    "What does that mean?" she asked.

    The boy paused thoughtfully for a moment, and responded, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment and stupidity."

    I almost snorted my iced tea
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    Oh yesss.
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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