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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
    gentleman and an elderly lady
    struck up a conversation and discovered that
    they both loved to fish .
    Since both of them were widowed,
    they decided to go fishing together the next day.
    The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
    headed to the river to his fishing boat and
    started out on their adventure .

    They were riding down the river when there was a
    fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,

    'Do you want to go up or down?'

    All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
    and pants and made mad passionate love to the man
    right there in the boat!

    When they finished, the man couldn't believe
    what had just happened, but he had just experienced
    the best sex that he'd had in years.

    They fished for a while and continued on down the
    river, when soon they came upon another fork in the

    He again asked the lady, 'Up or down?'

    There she went again, stripped off her clothes,
    and made wild passionate love to him again.

    This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so
    he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

    She said yes and there they were the next day,
    riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
    river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down?'

    The woman replied, 'Down.'

    A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman
    guided the boat down the river when he came upon
    another fork in the river and he asked the
    lady,' Up or down?'

    She replied, 'Up.'

    This really confused the gentleman so he asked,

    'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked
    you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad
    passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'

    She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing
    my hearing aid and I thought the choices were
    fuck or drown.

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    GuncoHolic Tommo's Avatar
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    Thanks Karl!

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    Gunco Veteran oneofthetwins's Avatar
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    Thanks for the laugh .

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    Good 'Un

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