A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems.
The counselor sits them on the couch and says "For starters, let’s talk about what you both have in common."
The husband says "Well for starters, neither of us sucks dick."
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand