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    Default A young Arab asking his father - What the ?

    A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

    The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

    "And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

    "It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

    The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

    His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

    " Tell me," added the boy.

    "Yes, my son?"

    "Why are you living in Portland, Oregon and still wearing all this shit?"
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    Yeah, I've wondered that too. And not just the arabs.

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    Default Confucius

    A woman walked up to Confucius and asked, " When I had sex with three men I am called a slut, but when a man has sex with ten women he is considered very potent. Why?". Confucius answeres, "Lock that can be opened by three different keys is worn out, but a key that can open ten locks is considered a master key."

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    I wonder what the rag head's be leaved in before Momohomied?
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    A woman walked up to Confucius and asked, " When I had sex with three men I am called a slut, but when a man has sex with ten women he is considered very potent. Why?". Confucius answeres, "Lock that can be opened by three different keys is worn out, but a key that can open ten locks is considered a master key."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy t View Post
    I wonder what the rag head's be leaved in before Momohomied?

    What they believe in now; that sweet, sweet, camel poon.

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    I'll have to file that one away for future use !
    Quote Originally Posted by partsman View Post
    A woman walked up to Confucius and asked, " When I had sex with three men I am called a slut, but when a man has sex with ten women he is considered very potent. Why?". Confucius answeres, "Lock that can be opened by three different keys is worn out, but a key that can open ten locks is considered a master key."

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    SO F**KING TRUE LOL!!

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