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    Ten Thoughts to Ponder



    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.



    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..



    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.



    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything,
    but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.



    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
    It pays no attention to criticism.



    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
    and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



    And The Number 1 Thought
    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
    what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Karl, excellent as always!

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