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    Default A Wish To Live Forever

    I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

    "I want to live forever," I said.

    "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

    "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

    "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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    Good one as you will never die if she grants that wish!

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