BAD NEWS ABOUT GRANDPAAn elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.""Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock."We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
"The two enemies of the people are criminals and goverment, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so that the second will not become the legal version of the first" ~ Thomas Jefferson