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    She: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.

    He: Living room, kitchen and bathroom.
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    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl/PA View Post
    She: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.

    He: Living room, kitchen and bathroom.
    LMAO...........I know I would be dead or wish I was if I said that at my house! Even if it was true....

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    So she asked me, "what's on TV?"

    "Dust."

    That's when the fight started.

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    Woman: "I object to all this sex on television......... I keep falling off!"
    Nemo ME Impune Lacessit
    Manus sapiens potens est
    пиштоли не убиваат луѓе, тие само го прават тоа полесно

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