She: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.
He: Living room, kitchen and bathroom.
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
So she asked me, "what's on TV?"
That's when the fight started.
Woman: "I object to all this sex on television......... I keep falling off!"
Nemo ME Impune Lacessit
Manus sapiens potens est
пиштоли не убиваат луѓе, тие само го прават тоа полесно