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    Default There Was a Knock on the Door ....

    There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning. I opened it
    to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
    "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
    So I said "Come in and sit down."
    I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
    He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    IT should be so easy, but ain't!

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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    Do ya know why so many Jehovah's Witnesses have inverted nipples?





    Because your index finger is poking them in the chest saying,"You get off my porch!"

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