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    That could've been me





    I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on
    it to turn green.

    A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped
    next to me.

    The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas& darted off
    ahead of me.

    Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

    For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could
    have been me!"

    So, today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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    I love it!!!

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    HA!

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    Not enough trucks to complete the needed business @ hand!

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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    Good one.
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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    Not enough trucks to complete the needed business @ hand!
    Yes there is, stupid laws keep getting in the way
    "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem" Ronald Reagan

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