2 Kids In An Operating Room
2 kids in a hospital outside the operating room, 1st kid asks,
"What are you in here for?" 2nd kid says, "getting my tonsils
out, I'm a little nervous. 1st kid says, "You've got nothing to
worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to
sleep, when you wake up they give you Jell-o & ice cream. It's a
breeze." 2nd kid asks, "What are you here for?"1st kid says,
"Whoa!", the 2nd kid replies. "Good luck buddy.
I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.
"To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005