A man was driving his Ford pickup truck in VA, headed toward DC. He ran into a massive traffic jam that extended for miles, as far as the eye could see.
He got out of the truck and saw a man walking toward him and decided to inquire about the situation.
Ford guy: What happened?
Walking guy: Terrorists have taken over the WH and Congress. They are threatening to douse them all in gasoline and burn them alive unless they receive 100 million dollars ransom. We are taking up a collection to help.
Ford guy: What’s the average donation? How much is everyone else chipping in?
Walking guy: About a gallon, each!
SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.
Count me in too!
"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
New Member of the Busted Box Club
i'll donate the match if i can lite it!
Heck, I'd donate 5 gallons!