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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Meanwhile, In The Lobby .............

    A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

    They are both quite startled.

    The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'

    She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Where do you get em ? This is the first forum I go to to see what you've posted!!

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    Thanks Karl, another great one!

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    Keep them coming

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