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    Subject: British humor ... or humour if you want to speak Brit


    I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; But, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. 
I converted to Islam; and, we're stoning her in the morning. 


    The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers. 
So I did... she's 21 and her name's Lucy. 


    I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. 
Locals were shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. 
It completely spoiled our tenth anniversary. 


    The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops -- Although, they do make me look a bit gay. 


    Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber." 


    My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. 
I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year. You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

    
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? 
A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. 


    Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend: Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, and Sensible; Or, in other words: B.I.G.T.I.T.S. 


    I've just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. I only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot." 



    The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

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    B2B, LMAO. Your bad 24/7.

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    Those are funny!
    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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