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    A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.


    He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."


    The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.


    One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.


    The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to- back.


    The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.


    The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"


    The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it
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    Thanks Karl from an Irish American!

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    Well; The Erin, being descended from good Scottish stock...I am not surprised at their prowess. We of Scottish descent are very proud of our cousins of Erin.. They were the adventurous ones....

    Erin go Bragh!

    Scottia go Bragh!!!


    And God Bless America! She gave us home and shelter when our homelands were denied to us. Now we are stronger. Now we are Americans! Listen to the pipes, and be inspired.
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    The Irish would say you have it backwards. The Highland Scots are decendents of the Irish, yukedy, yuk!

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    Well who knows? The Irish may have immigrated back from America in the way early days of the second Millennium....But I think I will stick with my interpretation of history..... In any case, I remain proud of my cousins of Erin..
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