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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Hymn #365

    A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    With even greater emphasis he said,
    'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,
    'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    Sermon complete, he sat down..

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall We Gather at the River.'

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Karl, your bad at a new level. I forward many of these to my old parish priest. I'm beginning to realize why he often raises his eyebrow during confession... Please keep it up...mija

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    No wonder ya can't get the fish to bite in that river, they can't see the bait!!!

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