I like it.
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit, what happened next?"
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
I like it.
Your in my Mind, and in my Sights
Oh, you are going to toast a turd in Hell for that one Karl.....
Imagine whirled peas
Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower
You must do the rosary thing ten times and give your lunch money to the poor kids in China.
SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.
Remember, never , I say never , read one of Karls post while somkeing a cig or drinking a coffee, you'll surely choke and cough!!! Karl where do you get them all???? Anouther classic!!
That was pretty good.