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    A guy gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just
    like Frank."
    Passenger: "Who?"
    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman ... he's a guy who did everything right all the
    time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that
    to Frank Feldman every single time."
    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
    the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
    baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play
    the piano. He was an amazing guy."
    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
    Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
    everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
    fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,
    and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything
    right.'"
    Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
    traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he
    never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her
    feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and
    his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the
    perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to
    Frank Feldman."
    Passenger: "Sounds like an amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
    Cabbie: "Well ... I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his
    bitchy wife."
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Hang them high Judge. jimmy t's Avatar
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    Sounds like a true story. Poor Cabbie.
    Your in my Mind, and in my Sights

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    Good joke but more based in reality. LOL

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    funny

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    amen, karl, amen!!!!

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    He's doomed!!!

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    damn frank feldman!

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