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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Mmmmm...champagne?

    On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children
    brought gifts for their teacher.

    The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
    assorted fruit.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
    lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop
    and asked, " Champagne ?"

    "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

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    That one made me wince twice for the teacher..........

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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    what the ?puppy piss taste like wine ? glad i gave up drinking years ago .

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