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    Default My Neighbor




    She's single...



    She lives right across the street.



    I can see her house from my living room.



    I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.She knocked on my door...I rushed to open it.

    She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

    strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!



    Are you busy tonight?"



    I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

    Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

    MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
    Karl

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    AWWWWW! Bad ending!

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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    Very funny, thanks Karl!

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    She looks like John Voight's kid.
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    I think she looks yummy!
    Imagine whirled peas

    Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower






    Bellson

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    She is, back when she was young & HOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by railbuggy View Post
    She looks like John Voight's kid.

    "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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