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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    Default Italian Fire Dept.

    One dark night in the small town in Garfield , NJ ,
    a fire started inside the local sausage factory.
    In a blink the building was engulfed in flames.
    The alarm went out to all the fire departments
    for miles around.

    When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared
    on the scene, the sausage company president
    rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our
    secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the
    center of the plant. They have to be saved,
    so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company
    that brings them out and delivers them to me.'

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
    Soon more fire departments had to be called in
    because the situation became desperate. As the
    firemen arrived, the president that the offer to
    extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000
    to the fire department that could save them.

    Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard
    as another fire truck came into sight. It was the
    fire engine of the nearby Lodi , NJ . The volunteer
    fire department composed mainly of Italian
    firefighters over the age of 65.

    To everyone's amazement, the little run-down
    fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters,
    passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and
    drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

    Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement
    as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to
    fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their
    own lives. Within a short time, the Lodi old timers
    had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

    The grateful sausage company president joyfully
    announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment
    he was raising the reward to $200,000, and walked
    over to personally thank each of the brave elderly
    Italian firefighters.

    A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event
    on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian
    fire chief,
    'What are you going to do with all that money?'

    'Wella,' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinelli,
    the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonnna
    do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!'

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Gunco Rookie xWiCkedx's Avatar
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    Great joke keep them coming

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    Citizen, Patriot, Ranger bellson's Avatar
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    You Son of A Bitch!!!

    I keep getting pulled into these jokes!

    Keep 'em coming Karl!
    Imagine whirled peas

    Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower


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    Excellent, thanks Karl!

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