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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
    Karl

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    Damn Karl. How the hell did you get in my kitchen?

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    Switch to hard boiled. They take fifteen minutes.

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    My wife just got a good laugh out of this.
    Thanks Karl.
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    Another good one

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    Knocking them outta the park as usual Karl, thanks!

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    Thanks Karl!

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